A poem composed entirely of SPAM email subject lines
I have something I want to share w/ you.
How about a talk today? Did you get my last email?
I want to recommend this special pill.
Summer’s coming—spend much time at the pool?
Want to look sexy/confident in that new swimsuit?
This is why I want to share with you…
There’s hope 4 a sorry ass like yours!
You too can meet a Bootylicious girl!
But you must begin to take this special pill.
I’m not trying to tell you what to do…
When ur slim u always find a mate—
A person will share their life with you.
Make your bun attractive to an oven;
Those bed problems will surely go away.
All this if you swallow just one tiny pill.
Everyone’s struggling to make ends meet;
You can gain that Don Juan reputation!
You know that this is good advice for you.
You’ll get some great results with quickly speed
If you could only get your pants-meat pumped!
Finally, you’ll get to share her lovely pillow.
Bed and body problems aren’t your fault.
Here’s the news u want 2 hear; I say it cuz I care.
This is a deal I’m only going to share with you.
I’m sorry, I don’t mean to be a pill.
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